It's a pushover.

Just call me Rambo.

I'd like to thank the team who helped me with this video.  Big Boy was on camera and commentary, and Beans the dog was our safety manager for the shoot.

Village Show 2013.

Lots of tomatoes.  Lots and lots of tomatoes.  And only six were ripe.
And some pumpkins, great and small.
And rather a sad story about some beans.
And other stuff too, all grown here and entered in this year's village show.
Read all about it.

Another plum fatality...

Well, the weather's certainly been full-on over the last couple of days.  And it's probably the cause of the death of the other half of the plum tree (the first half fell over quite a while ago...)
I'm pretty sure it was still in the right place on Saturday evening, when we got back from our holiday, but this morning, I found it like this:

This is saddening, as it means one less fruit tree from which to gather fruit.  However, it did make picking the plums a bit easier, as they were all at ground level.  We picked all the plums, and will make them into jam as soon as the requisite time presents itself. 

We also tried to clear as much of it as possible, so that we could take the chainsaw to it for firewood.  Big Boy came out to help today and was, genuinely, extremely helpful.  We worked away with secateurs, a pruning saw and a mini axe and actually made a lot of progress.  Some of the stuff cleared will go on the compost heap, the rest will be taken away to a bigger compost heap elsewhere!
When we started, it looked like this:

And we chopped and hacked and cut:

And chopped, hacked and cut some more:

And once the tree was thus cleared, we discovered it had a very enjoyable use:

And yes, that's the plums you see there in the box :)  Plum jam on its way.

Weeding and planting.

Weeding is something I find really boring.  Very boring indeed.
And that's probably part of the reason I don't do it nearly enough!
But I've recently weeded the onion/shallot/garlic bed:

 It looks a lot emptier than it did :)
And here's the pile of weeds.  Quite established, some of them!

 And the much more interesting job was planting some pumpkins and squash, and putting in the stakes for the tomatoes.  Someone offered to help plant the toms, so I'm holding off on that job for a bit, but will go ahead and do it if they find other stuff to do instead.

Now it's just a case of feeding them for the next few months...

Catch up...

So, it's been quite a while since I blogged anything here.  That doesn't mean I've been idle out in the garden though!
Here's a rough roundup of what's been happening in the last few months.  I blame the weather, in part, for the lack of 'interesting' things to blog.  It's been horrendous, and so it's been taking longer for things to get going (apart from the weeds).

I've put in a bean frame thing for the runner beans.  (The fallen child in the middle is an optional extra)

22 Feb.

 I've sought inspiration.

Calke Abbey Auricula Theatre

I've constructed some raised beds, and a path which you'll see in a later shot, when I upload from my camera rather than the phone!

I've put the netting up for the sweet peas at the front of the house. I've sown them and they're just starting to show their heads. 

I've constructed a screen for the potato bins to hide behind.  This was an exciting task for the first few minutes, but dragged on for hours and just became really tedious.  But I like how it looks.

 

I've done some labelling of sown seeds (remember those colourful lolly sticks I bought for the purpose?  They may be the only colour in the garden this year...)

We've been welcoming 'Felix', our friendly (i.e., hungry) pheasant to the garden.  He's occasionally brought some lady friends.

RHS Day Course.

Happy Fathers' Day.  Belatedly...
This Fathers' Day, my present was a day course at RHS Harlow Carr in growing Organic Vegetables.
What a cool present!
I arrived slightly late (which I blame entirely on the fact that the roads around Wetherby have been re-routed since Googlemaps wrote my directions - it has absolutely nothing to with the fact that I left the house after the latest-possible-time-I-could-leave-and-still-make-it-in-time)

Foolishly, I didn't take many pictures on my phone, but loads on the proper camera, which demands that I downsize them before uploading them...  Hey ho.
Anyways, we started with a classroom-based session that went through loads of the theory.  Some of it I obviously already knew, but it was good to have it all consolidated and built on.  There were, predictably, a couple of people in attendance who would have happily spoken all day about their own area of expertise, but thankfully there wasn't much room for that.  There wasn't, in fact, much room in my day for anything...  We looked at soil, environment, green manures, pest and disease control, weed control, as well as various other things.  Lunch was a mad dash around the garden for me (well, a very small patch of the rather large site.)  It was also sweet pea day, so a few pictures of sweet peas might sneak in...

But the excitement of lunch was that the Gardeners' World team were recording that day, so I got to see them in action.

That's Rachel de Thame doing her thing, and a whole bunch of members of the public being resolutely British and ignoring the fact that there's a camera crew in the middle of the garden.
The afternoon session was spent outside (yay!) and the weather held off for it, which was a relief, given I'd not bothered to take any sort of waterproofing items...
We sowed some green manure in a raised bed in the veg garden.

Well, as it happens, I sowed some green manure in the raised bed.  I'm hoping to get regular updates on its progress from the gardening team...

The veg area itself was pretty impressive, though staggering to think that it was much smaller than you would have found on a country house estate many years ago.  Here's the rhubarb patch:

And here are some other bits of the fruit and veg area.

 And here is a view that gives you a small idea of the large scale...

Sorry it's a little blurry...
And here are some flower shots.  I like the last one the best.

I said it was nice, didn't I.
All-in-all, it was a fab day, and I had a lovely time.  Just a shame that I had to leave early to get back for a youth group (which I was 45 minutes late for anyway, because the traffic was worse on the way down!)
Thanks to my lovely boys :)  (And, of course, to their lovely mother, who obviously had to do the organising of it!)

Sow sow.

Had more time in the garden today (YAY!)
So we finished putting stuff in Big Boy's little raised bed.  There are two tomato plants in one end, two peppers in the other, and two rows of flowers sown in between.

Also sowed some more of 'my' seeds.  To add to the carrots, purple-sprouting broccoli and beetroot, I plumped for radish (which I don't really eat) fennel (ditto, but like the smell) and some lettuce.  Of course, this called for some more of the aforementioned lollipop sticks.

Also planted out four of the tomato plants in the 'main' bed, behind the garlic.  Really need to get the carrots and broccoli protected before they start sprouting...
Also had a crack at tidying the patio a bit, but as it's one of my least favourite jobs, it's not yet complete.  I'll head back out after this to carry on (*hangs head in anticipation*)
In other news, the blossom in the orchard continues to delight.  The apples have taken over from the pears (which themselves took over from the plums).  What's more, the quince is blossoming nicely.  Does this mean that we'll have fruit this year?  I hope so!