Tuesday 7 June 2011

Behold a revolution.

It has arrived.  The sideboard of solution has landed.
Yes, it does take up an extraordinary amount of space on the patio, but so does the junk that's there at the moment. You'll see there are five drawers along the front (which is why I'm calling it a sideboard rather than a table).  These very drawers are cunningly going to hide much of the detritus.  (I know what you're thinking; you're thinking, 'he doesn't mean detritus, he's just trying to be fancy'; you're thinking, 'detritus is matter produced by erosion, what erosion is happening on Nick's patio?!'  Well, it's the erosion of order and harmony, if you must know)
This is a seminal moment for the outdoors space.  It is a turning point.  I strongly suspect that once the patio is better organised, I will be able to begin to make headway into the equally important matter of world peace.  So it's really all for the best.

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